May I Have My Pulitzer Now?

This is the closest I've come to actually using my journalism degree:

BP's Other Toxic Legacy: 'Decades of Misery' for Gulf Health

My interview with Bret Easton Ellis

Very happy with this one. Check it out at the Daily Beast.

Twitter Archive (March-June 2010)

Girlfriend is troubled I sent my buddy a text message that explains "it is raining because God is sad we're apart." Clearly she does not understand the concept of bromance.

 

Friend: "Jimmy Buffet's restaurant is celebrating National Hamburger Month in May." Me: "Shouldn't it celebrate National Cheeseburger Month... in paradise?"

 

You can find evidence of God everywhere; you can find evidence for religion nowhere.